Men & Women

Totally different species despite women now possesing same aptitudes and potential as MEN.
Ironically, it's proven that they're 2 of a kind, not better not worse, just different.
-Different Values
-Different sets of rules.. yada yada

When men goes to a toilet, he usually goes for one reason and one reason only.
Whilst women use toilets as social lounges & therapy rooms.
Men dominate the televisiion and flick thru channels, women don't mind watching commercials.
So on..

-and women never stops talking

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Quotes by MEN:

'' MY wife CAN see a blonde hair on my coat from 20 feet, but she hits the garage door when she parks the car ''

Quotes by WOMEN:

'' MY husband can NEVER find things in fridges but can effortlessly find his way to a distant pub ''

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Now, do you know how to interpret Women's English dudes? (i'll just list 10)

1. yes = no
2. no = yes
3. maybe = NO
4. it's your decision = isnt the Correct decision Obvious by now?!
5. i'm not upset = i'm upset you moron
6. the kitchen is So inconvenient = i want a new house
7. do you love me? = i'm gonna ask for sth expensive
8. how much do you love me? = i'm gonna seek for your forgiveness )=
9. you'll have to learn to communicate = just agree with me
10. are you listening to me?! = too late,you're dead.


[ i'm not quite sure why i posted this either.HAHA. ]

p/s mich mich. i'll help you in your art ^^

Men & Women

Totally different species despite women now possesing same aptitudes and potential as MEN.
Ironically, it's proven that they're 2 of a kind, not better not worse, just different.
-Different Values
-Different sets of rules.. yada yada

When men goes to a toilet, he usually goes for one reason and one reason only.
Whilst women use toilets as social lounges & therapy rooms.
Men dominate the televisiion and flick thru channels, women don't mind watching commercials.
So on..

-and women never stops talking

..


...


....


......





Quotes by MEN:

'' MY wife CAN see a blonde hair on my coat from 20 feet, but she hits the garage door when she parks the car ''

Quotes by WOMEN:

'' MY husband can NEVER find things in fridges but can effortlessly find his way to a distant pub ''

..

...

....

......



Now, do you know how to interpret Women's English dudes? (i'll just list 10)

1. yes = no
2. no = yes
3. maybe = NO
4. it's your decision = isnt the Correct decision Obvious by now?!
5. i'm not upset = i'm upset you moron
6. the kitchen is So inconvenient = i want a new house
7. do you love me? = i'm gonna ask for sth expensive
8. how much do you love me? = i'm gonna seek for your forgiveness )=
9. you'll have to learn to communicate = just agree with me
10. are you listening to me?! = too late,you're dead.


[ i'm not quite sure why i posted this either.HAHA. ]

p/s mich mich. i'll help you in your art ^^